There once was a lad from Columbus,
Who made the world's worst batch of hummus.
Said he, all red faced,
"It isn't the taste,
But the fumes that'll soon overcome us."
Hummus limerick
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Re: Hummus limerick
That was a kick in the garbanzos.
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Re: Hummus limerick
My love cried out, "Hey, where's the hummus?
Did somebody burgle it from us?"
My sheepish reply
Was, "I cannot lie;
It's sitting right here in my tummus."
"Hummus" ain't the easiest word to find rhymes for, you know.
Did somebody burgle it from us?"
My sheepish reply
Was, "I cannot lie;
It's sitting right here in my tummus."
"Hummus" ain't the easiest word to find rhymes for, you know.
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Re: Hummus limerick
It absolutely is not.
Nice one.
Nice one.
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Re: Hummus limerick
I was hankering for a heap o' fine hummus
To settle a cantankerous stomach
But first I consumed
My hot plate of legumes
And then my whistle clogged up with detritus
To settle a cantankerous stomach
But first I consumed
My hot plate of legumes
And then my whistle clogged up with detritus